One of my most prized possessions is a T-shirt with my friend Eric July on it that says, “Monetize Your Haters.”
It is one of the most satisfying things you can do.
People hate you and want to make you miserable, but you turn their attacks around and actually profit from them.
Nothing makes them crazier.
Perhaps you’re more mature than I am, but I’ll admit: I love making the deranged lunatics who attack me go crazy.
I was so happy when I once heard Jordan Peterson tell Joe Rogan, “I have figured out how to monetize the Social Justice Warriors.”
Well, ol’ Woods here has also cracked the code.
I was once attacked, nonstop, by someone with a million Twitter followers. I finally decided: why not turn this to my financial advantage?
Within two hours I had generated enough revenue from his hatred to be able to take my family on an all-expenses-paid vacation, which I then proceeded to do.
When I began recruiting lots of normal people into the LP, the crazies went on the attack. I monetized that big time, and tweeted my thanks to them from the Bahamas.
Oh, they tried to make fun of me, but you know as well as I do that these people would chop their grandmother’s right leg off if they could have a life like that.
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